You may recall earlier this year we ran a rather cheeky blog post of food jokes. Well, it seemed to go down quite well so we’re doing a follow up… oh don’t sigh, who doesn’t love a rotten joke every once in a while?
Without further ado, let’s kick off the tickles!
- A sausage and bacon lay in a frying pan. The sausage says “It’s pretty hot here.” The bacon responds…
– Porkin’ ell! A talking sausage!
- Don’t go bacon my heart, I couldn’t if I fried!
- Why did the jam get arrested?
– Because it was in a premature tart!
- Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?
– There was de brie everywhere!
- Ramsay’s finest….
- Did you hear the joke about the butter?
– I’m not telling you – you might spread it!
- Accurate Pie Chart
- Ainsley Oil!
- Learn to spell!
- You have far too much time on your hands…