Cheeky Food Jokes Part Two

You may recall earlier this year we ran a rather cheeky blog post of food jokes. Well, it seemed to go down quite well so we’re doing a follow up… oh don’t sigh, who doesn’t love a rotten joke every once in a while?

Without further ado, let’s kick off the tickles!

  • A sausage and bacon lay in a frying pan. The sausage says “It’s pretty hot here.” The bacon responds…

– Porkin’ ell! A talking sausage!

  • Don’t go bacon my heart, I couldn’t if I fried!

bacon my heart

  • Why did the jam get arrested?

– Because it was in a premature tart!

  • Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?

– There was de brie everywhere!

  • Ramsay’s finest….

ramsay 1

  • Did you hear the joke about the butter?

– I’m not telling you – you might spread it!

  • Accurate Pie Chart


  • Ainsley Oil!


  • Learn to spell!

dog baking

  • You have far too much time on your hands…

thyme on hands

Got any more silly food/kitchen jokes to share with us? Go to The Art of Kitchen’s Facebook and Twitter to share – nothing sexist please!

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