Cracking Food Jokes

While we would never undermine the effort and dedication The Art of Kitchens family invest in their craft, there is one thing the team fall for time and time again… and it’s naff food jokes. Our business requires long hours of dedicated graft and collaboration so every once in a while; the team need to let off some steam. We’ve amassed a modest collection of delightfully ‘bad’ jokes over the years but here’s a choice few we feel may brighten up your day.

nacho cheeseQ: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

A: Nacho cheese!

Q: What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?

A: A box of quackers.

Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?

A: Because he was on a roll.

Q: Did you hear about the angry pancake?

A: He just flipped!

eggsQ: What day do eggs hate most?

A: Fry-day!

Q: Why is the chef so mean?

A: She beats the eggs!

Q: What do bakers give women on special occasions?

A: Flours

Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: Because it saw the salad dressing!

blush tomatoQ: What did one knife say to the other?

A: Look sharp!

Q: How does the man in the moon eat his food?

A: In satellite dishes!

Q: What did Bacon say to the Tomato?

A: Lettuce get together!

Dreadful stuff really, but if you pulled a wry smile, we’ve done our job.

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